Joshed

When you cum without touching yourself...

Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW

by TheNoTouchyCummer October 12, 2009

joshed out

When you take the right amount of hits out the dab pen or other marijuana based devices and zone into your element for 3 hours. Sometimes may involve throwing up and passing out in some corner of a frat party.

"Hey Where's Josh?

"Oh, he's joshed out in the corner again."

by a frienddddddd October 9, 2018

Getting Joshed

Getting Joshed - Becoming ridiculously drunk and soiling yourself. Usualy resulting in some-one helping you to relieve yourself and that person being subject to urine attacks.

Fuck mate, he is so joshed it's unbelievable. Call him a Taxi, i'm not going near him. He shouldn't be Getting Joshed if he wants to pull tonight.

by Gypsy T April 5, 2007

Josied

the term given when a person goes "on the piss". It usually involves the consumption of copious amounts of alchohol, followed by fist shaking outbursts accentuated by loud roars, the greatest of dance moves, black outs, random text tattoos on no-no places and of course the morning after vomits!

Ted "So are you going on the piss tonight or what?"
Bill " Oh yeah I am definitely getting Josied tonight!"

by fingermoustache July 8, 2010

Hot Josper

A sexual move invented in 1972 barcelona spain by Jerge' Josperstein...the "Hot Josper" is named after the Spanish Charcoal fired "Josper" oven. The move begins with a man drinking a bottle of metamucil mixed with liquid smoke. When he (or she) begins to feel the urge to have a bowel movement, he pulls out the front elastic band of his partners panties (drawers) and proceeds to drop multiple hot/smokey nuggets into the vaginal region. These "nuggets" are meant to simulate the mesquite charcoal nuggets that are placed in a josper oven drawer. he then procedes to put his penis or "tube steak" into the charcoal fired..."horno de panocha" until satisfied.

*note...in valencia and other regions of spain, the male will also eat quantities of wild tarragon. This tarragon will subtly flavor the ejaculate and create a "bearnaisse" flavor profile for the semen.

He gave his grandmother a hot josper.

by Harvy Felterstein March 13, 2014

Joshed

The act of randomly leaving a group and then blaming the group for them leaving.

Bruce: You guys suck!
*Bruce has left the group
James: Wow he Joshed us!

by Amazing_Tangerine March 11, 2015

josed

Pronounced "hoe-ZAYD." Version of the word "hosed" often used in a software development environment to say something is messed up, screwed up, broken, or wrong.

Dude, this implementation is josed!

by Trey Harris November 9, 2006