noun. Jorts are long jean shorts typically worn by Mets fans in and around Shea Stadium. Typical complementary attire includes socks with sandals and a Mike Piazza jersey.
by Joe 183904870 October 2, 2007
Get the jortsmug. by a sybermom September 28, 2005
Get the jortsmug. HIPSTER. Jean shorts. Cut off at the knee, Intended to fray. Usually very tight fitting, and unless worn by adult males above a reasonable age, theyre hot. Dont wear them if youre fat.
by :):O:P:D:] June 6, 2010
Get the jortsmug. Jean-shorts. mostly worn by queers and cute bus drivers.
Come in a variety from long and baggy......to tight and short. Rhino Jorts- a pair of rad jorts that dont play by the rules, rarely tamed to uncool status.
Come in a variety from long and baggy......to tight and short. Rhino Jorts- a pair of rad jorts that dont play by the rules, rarely tamed to uncool status.
Dynomite! Sportin the Jort today Bo!
I feel cool today, i think ill sport some reckless Rhino Jorts.
I feel cool today, i think ill sport some reckless Rhino Jorts.
by Tom LaFauci April 12, 2006
Get the jortsmug. jorts(jean shorts)redneck MEN wear them, when females wear them they are very acceptable, and arent called jorts when females wear them they are called board shorts or boy shorts
haha, DP is a redneck and it shows when he wears his jorts proudly.
Now look at her those are really nice board shorts.
Now look at her those are really nice board shorts.
by PiSsEdOfF ;] March 19, 2009
Get the jortsmug. by bentaylor24 February 11, 2010
Get the jortsmug. by sam nance September 2, 2009
Get the jortsmug.