Jorts

Jean Shorts. The two words combined make Jorts. They are usually worn by kids, or by your crazy moustached uncle who likes to wrestle with you.

Jacob wore his jorts so he could wrestle with his nephew.

Jorts by TheFiend138 April 21, 2015

jorts

Slang for jean shorts. These are most often worn by the fashion illiterate and the fan base of the University of Florida.

Note: This is the correct spelling; see also jhorts.

Hoff: Nice jorts, Snappanutz.

Snapper: Thanks, Hoffa. I was just too hot in my jeans, so I cut them off. I find the look flattering.

jorts by SnookSniper June 13, 2008

jorts

Jorts are simply jean shorts. In most cases they are just embaressing, but jorts can be pulled off by certain demographics, such as fathers on family vactions. In addition to being popular with men over forty (who typically are wearing knee socks and sandals) Jorts are also popular with younger men who usually smoke marijuana.

Of course he's a stoner, don't you see the jorts?

jorts by Rick1011 April 11, 2008

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

jorts by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

jorts

noun. Jorts are long jean shorts typically worn by Mets fans in and around Shea Stadium. Typical complementary attire includes socks with sandals and a Mike Piazza jersey.

"Nice Jorts. Where did you get your Piazza jersey."

jorts by Joe 183904870 October 2, 2007

Jorts

Jean shorts: Fashion disaster.

Scott wore a pair of jorts to squirrel fest.

Jorts by Scott Wernsman September 1, 2009

Jorts

Jean Shorts worn by university of Georgia fans at the annual Florida vs Georgia game.

Did you see those ugly ass jorts that guy had on?
Yea I did, he is one of those dawg fans

Jorts by therealest292 October 15, 2011