Jooosh

The act of fucking up or messing up.
Missing out on an opportunity.
Someone who screws up daily, often accompanied with the suffix: -bag

Your're jooshing up hard right now.
You joooshed up hard this time.
Quit being such a jooosh-bag.

by ma-wally February 24, 2010

Joosher

Big dick, little finger, dry tongue gamer. Expected to be able to withstand the best of the best LoL matches. But will fail in the moment when asking a woman for her number.

I went to college with this Joosher. He was ok in the moment but he didn't have much foreplay game.

by Predisis August 10, 2022

Joosh

Another spelling of Jewish

Hey, quit being joosh, gimme a dollar!

by Ted Underhill August 31, 2010

Joosh

A man with a large penis.

"Oh my god Jenna how was last night?"
"Well It hurts to sit... Let's just say he was a bit of a Joosh"
"Lucky!"

by Nickeldomer December 25, 2017

joroscho

nadsat lenguaje: good; nice

that girl was really joroscho

by pistola23 April 15, 2010

Jorsh-rigging

Fixing a problem in a seemingly good way, and then needing to do it again when that turns out poorly. Both solutions work, so it's weird it needed to be "fixed".

Are you going to stick around for the 4pm Monday production push or are you just jorsh-rigging it and bailing early?

by garbagePony June 7, 2021

Jorshering

Something extremely vigorous, erotic, and dangerous.

Guy1: I had to jorsher on the bus today.
Guy2: Sexaliciuos! jorshering is your middle name.

by An0nimus September 8, 2009