She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
by Beatrix Kiddo July 20, 2006
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i am a straight female and i would do her. she is that hot.
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Straight Teenage Boy: i cant hang out tonight coz im gonna watch Original Sin tonight so i can see Angelina Jolie naked.
Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???
Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???
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Bittersweet,
Angelina is the epitome of a Walking Contradiction.
Womanish soft plus Manly rough
Mysterious yet Visible
Vicious yet Loving
Cool yet Hot
Tough yet Tender
a Babe yet a Mother
Bittersweet,
Angelina is the epitome of a Walking Contradiction.
angelina jolie going to the poverty stricken country riding a motor bike...thats an ulimate Angsty Angel
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but can’t grab a pen, Actually .
also has a HUGE willingness to use words in weird orders such as “ I love my new ARTING “ (what the...?)
a Joojeh Artist has not to be mistaken with an Amateur Artist.
an amateur is who started drawing lately , then tries to be better by practicing hard and taking time on it.
a joojeh artist is tho, thinking they’re next generation’s Da Vinci and they’re sketches drawn with zero effort just for gaining attention and lookin’ cool has to be kept at museums ‘n be praised by the whole eternity.
they usually don’t try AT ALL , or try less and think they climbed mt.everest somehow.
Joojeh Artists are not artists, they just want attention.
If you suspected someone in your neighborhood as a Joojeh Artist , just stay away from them and call 911 ASAP.
If you found one or more of these features in yourself , um...
then unfortunately, you ARE a Joojeh Artist !
If you’re already one, stop being rediculous and go find and work on your real talent instead. we all know you have ajaleh and you wanna be an artist so fast. but nothing is gained in one night ( except for being made fun of from drawing a 7 y.0 sketch and calling it secondmonalisa.png ) . the point is to try our best and accept critisizes to make our artworks better and becoming a real Artist , not a joojeh one.
but can’t grab a pen, Actually .
also has a HUGE willingness to use words in weird orders such as “ I love my new ARTING “ (what the...?)
a Joojeh Artist has not to be mistaken with an Amateur Artist.
an amateur is who started drawing lately , then tries to be better by practicing hard and taking time on it.
a joojeh artist is tho, thinking they’re next generation’s Da Vinci and they’re sketches drawn with zero effort just for gaining attention and lookin’ cool has to be kept at museums ‘n be praised by the whole eternity.
they usually don’t try AT ALL , or try less and think they climbed mt.everest somehow.
Joojeh Artists are not artists, they just want attention.
If you suspected someone in your neighborhood as a Joojeh Artist , just stay away from them and call 911 ASAP.
If you found one or more of these features in yourself , um...
then unfortunately, you ARE a Joojeh Artist !
If you’re already one, stop being rediculous and go find and work on your real talent instead. we all know you have ajaleh and you wanna be an artist so fast. but nothing is gained in one night ( except for being made fun of from drawing a 7 y.0 sketch and calling it secondmonalisa.png ) . the point is to try our best and accept critisizes to make our artworks better and becoming a real Artist , not a joojeh one.
joojeh artist : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! Here’s my new lovely beautiful awesome blah blah artwork that I made ! LOOK do I have any progress since last two days? yea , I know myself it’s such a masterpiece just gimme 5 more comments to post its tutorial I can even teach you how to draw well!
A: um...you mean this five minute drawing of yours with many mistakes and awkward anatomy positions...?
Joojeh Artist : HOW COULD YOU CALL MY UNIQUE ARTSTYLE AND MAJESTIC CHOICES OF COLORS AWKWARD? YOU BIG BROWN BOLD PIECE OF SHIT !
Joojeh Artist’s friend: YEAH HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THE WORD ‘MISTAKE’ BY THIS HOLY ARTWORK THEY MADE HUH???
B: hey how’s it goin man-...wait who’s this brat messing around with everyone?
A: seems like another Joojeh Artist .
B: what artist!?
Joojeh Artist : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY I’M A GOD OF ART LIKE OTHERS I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS (actually 10 minutes) TO MY ARTWORKS NOW I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE!!!
B: oh shit here we go again...
A: um...you mean this five minute drawing of yours with many mistakes and awkward anatomy positions...?
Joojeh Artist : HOW COULD YOU CALL MY UNIQUE ARTSTYLE AND MAJESTIC CHOICES OF COLORS AWKWARD? YOU BIG BROWN BOLD PIECE OF SHIT !
Joojeh Artist’s friend: YEAH HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THE WORD ‘MISTAKE’ BY THIS HOLY ARTWORK THEY MADE HUH???
B: hey how’s it goin man-...wait who’s this brat messing around with everyone?
A: seems like another Joojeh Artist .
B: what artist!?
Joojeh Artist : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY I’M A GOD OF ART LIKE OTHERS I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS (actually 10 minutes) TO MY ARTWORKS NOW I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE!!!
B: oh shit here we go again...
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So many would condemn her and yet not have walked a day in her shoes...do any of us feel so above it all to do that???
Beauty being in the eye of the beholder...I behold a uniqueness, a complexity that is enigmatic and utterly captivating.
Someone with whom I'd find interest in her deeper thought processes and yet enjoy just hanging out with...just to see what she might do or say next???
...and her best quality, for all of those who are so very judgmental.
She doesn't give a damn what you think...and that is truly a beautiful thing.
You go girl...and congrats to you, Zahara is beautiful!!!
So many would condemn her and yet not have walked a day in her shoes...do any of us feel so above it all to do that???
Beauty being in the eye of the beholder...I behold a uniqueness, a complexity that is enigmatic and utterly captivating.
Someone with whom I'd find interest in her deeper thought processes and yet enjoy just hanging out with...just to see what she might do or say next???
...and her best quality, for all of those who are so very judgmental.
She doesn't give a damn what you think...and that is truly a beautiful thing.
You go girl...and congrats to you, Zahara is beautiful!!!
Sara: Some humanitarian who helps the masses but tears so many loving homes apart.....evil in disguise.
Me: Quit being such a f!@#ing drama queen and get over yourself...Angelina Jolie doesn't give a damn what you think and neither does most of the free world.
Me: Quit being such a f!@#ing drama queen and get over yourself...Angelina Jolie doesn't give a damn what you think and neither does most of the free world.
by BohemianEarthMother August 30, 2005
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