Jonkonf'y

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)

Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.

by flagelin February 19, 2015

Sung Jinwoo

Main character or Protagonist of manhwa series solo leveling. blessed by the system, he gained immense power which made it easy for him evolve from an E-rank hunter to an S-rank hunter.

Person 1="oh look that man over there, he's reading solo leveling"
Person 2="Sung Jinwoo's a fuckin beast, isn't he?"

by UsingPeopleforPleasure July 17, 2022

Jonno time

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010

Jonvo

A joint conversation using an Instant Message service. (A 'convo' with more than 2 people in)

"Oi wanna have a jonvo?"
"Sure sure, add some people I cba"

by CestTyler November 27, 2009

Jonko

Dutch slang for a spliff or blunt

Ey pass that jonko

by Bbc4ever March 17, 2019

Big Jono

When you do something that Jono would do, it's a big Jono moment

Did you hear about the guy who fell in the pool?
Yeah, it was a Big Jono moment.

by Yeetist Deakinist Monk August 20, 2020

jonwing

v. to break an electronic object by throwing darts at the monitor while drunk.

dude you just jonwinged my computer. you owe me $1400.

by Jack_Bauer_ February 15, 2006