jones'd

verb; jones'd
used in past tense

1.To have ones ass handed to one.

2.Embarresment in public

"You got jones'd" or "I jones'd your ass"

by Mr. Pickles March 27, 2004

Jones'd

This is when your get stomped on so bad, your legs invert, and your eyes bug out, like crickets and shit.

"Damn, did you see the kid after the fight? He looked all Jones'd and shit, god damn"

by Simply February 9, 2005

Jones'd

same as above

When i had hardcore butt sex with your mom, YOU GOT JONES'D

by Ronald McDonald November 12, 2003

Jones'd

Loosing at something really badly, in a video game, etc.

After loosing at the game, he got Jones'd!

by Brian Heaton October 1, 2003

Jose'd

Right after a guy cums inside a girl she goes and has sex with another guy.

One female friend of mine has a term for this, it's called "Making him eat Jose's cum," or, "Jose'd."

In her younger days she had a main squeeze, Jose, and she'd fuck him, let him bust inside of her, then she'd go on to the next guy and have him eat her out and fuck her later that night. She did this to countless guys.

From reddit

by ijosedyou November 25, 2011

jones'd it

Jones it refers to rock wall climbing. When climbing the rockwall rather than using the set paths according to the difficulty levels the person jones it when they decide to use any hand and/or foot hold that they want.

Guy 1- Hey look the guy climbing that V1 Intro wall. He's not even using the right holds.

Guy 2- Yeah, he just jones'd it all the way to the top.

Guy 1- Does that count?

Guy 2- No, only little kids can get away with that.

by Capt' Awesome April 22, 2014

Jose’d

The act of not lasting long.

I Jose’d your Mum

by Voinz December 18, 2018