Johned

Very strong, huge muscles.

Look at his muscles! He looks johned!

by Philad February 1, 2010

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

johned

tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line

ima john my way up to the front

damn man those kids just johned the whole line

by R()$$ April 24, 2004

JohnRedCornwhole

Girl says she has a headache, So her man offers to rub on her back. When her guard is down and she's relaxed he slyly Slides her legs off the side of the surface shes laying on and slides his dick in her then Whispers "dont worry Nancy I'll only charge Dale for a half hour instead of a full one your about to get"

My girl wouldn't stop whining that her head hurt but then was rubbing up on me like she was horny so I had to JohnRedcornwhole her till her face seizure a little bit.

by DrewQuinnWoods1990 July 24, 2019

Johnreil

If you have this name your pretty much a goat , your just different

Johnreil , what's up?

by Jdintheflesh October 3, 2020

johnre

A sub-class of dudes wif da most common of male first names.

Are there more dudes wif a certain first name in Wisconsin (whether they have a similar-sounding last name or work in lumber yards is optional), or is dat a "johnre" dat basically spans da entire nation?

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

johnoed

When playing a word game; to ignore common parlance in favour of idioms. The more ridiculous in appearance the word is, the better.

Bonus points for not knowing the word, but arriving at it by trial and error.

Don’t know why chemo came to mind but I just assume that words that shouldn't be counted by wordle will be so I just johnoed it.

by Kashskade January 7, 2023