Jonaphobia

Being in love with Sydney

Jonaphobia has struck me down

by Papasan37 September 10, 2019

joephobia

Joe Phobia Is The Phobia Of Joe Mama

DUDE 1: Hey dude did you hear what happened to joe?
DUDE 2: Joe who?
DUDE 1: JOE MAM-
DUDE 2: *DIES*
DUDE 1: oh I forgot you had joephobia

by anonymous June 19, 2021

johnophobia

The fear of John.

I have Johnophobia because I’m scared of John.

by changjejgjgjdjdng September 14, 2018

johnphobic

Someone who fucking wants every person named john to fucking get hit by a meteor

Im so fucking johnphobic

by Johnphobic February 13, 2022

Johnophobia

The fear of people named "John" and "Josh"

"I heard Austin has Johnophobia, you better stay away from him John."

by vestiary egg December 6, 2022

John-Phobia

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.

Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.

by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023

Joanphobia

Fear of my grandmother’s presence.

I went to the Deli and bought a sandwich. Joan winced at my white bread. My Joanphobia is kicking in.

by weinermandingus July 27, 2023