JohnJam

The man, the myth, the legend who mass spawned in Carolina State RP on the days of 4/23/22 and 4/24/22

"Did you here about that guy named JohnJam"
"No"
"Well fuck you then"

by Giver of Truthful Facts April 24, 2022

Johnjay and Rich

The best radio show ever,

their show is great, entertaning and funny !

I listened to ryan seacrest, his show is no Johnjay and Rich

by ruiusdhfuisdjo April 12, 2010

johnjoe mac

A long nosed stupid fucker who has to turn 10 seconds before he reaches a corner or else he will hit his nose off the wall. He also has the most pedo smile ever.

Yo wagwan...see that johnjoe mac over there.

by Redass122 February 15, 2017

Johnae

The french femine version of John. In Spanish it is pronounced "Juana" for "Juana" is the femine version of John (Juan) in Spanish.

...hm...Johnae, ...sounds like French bread...

by Grandma's Left Arm March 8, 2011

johnjay and rich

the worst radio show in the history of mankind. johnjay just brags about his celebrity friendships, rich just makes fun of people on live radio, and carrie sounds like minnie mouse on crack. they even have a guy who legally changed his name to obi-wan kenobi...which is actually pretty cool, and i don't even like star wars.

johnjay: "So, while I was out to dinner with LUIS GONZALEZ, I got a text from ENRIQUE IGLESIAS. Hahaha, I'm so cool because I say irregardless and it isn't proper English, HAHAHA..."

"I was listening to Johnjay and Rich this morning... did you hear that Johnjay is friends with CELEBRITIES?"

by johnjayandrichsucks April 14, 2008

johnael

Johnael is a sexy ass beast. A true sigma male. He allures the female species with the power of his silence. He posts instagram stories only twice every year. He is so lowkey that you crave to find out more about him every damn day.

That guy there is so quiet and sexy. He must be a Johnael.

by Schwarzenegger Arnold November 23, 2021

Johnmae

Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. She's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a boy is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his boyfriend 24/7 (even longer than that however), etc. Johnmae is probably the best human being alive and she also makes cute babies and writes cute paragraphs and has a sexy voice. She's smart but most of the time doesn't care about what happens as long as she doesn't hurt or no one one hurts her friends, she is a very loving ,loyal friend who will do anything for you. Mae is sometimes VERY dramatic but tend to always make her friends laugh, she also overthinks alot of things and blames herself alot. When it comes to crushes she is willing to wait or back off. Mae's are also very beautiful and popular girls but enjoy being alone or the comfort of her close friends.

Person 1: "hey is that angel"
Person 2: "No, that's Johnmae"

by Cute just like puppy August 2, 2022