jonus

a penis, especially in the pub

OCL can buff my fuckin' jonus.

by Starrbarr September 29, 2005

the jonus

the penis, especially in Publishers

girls in the pub love the jonus

by Starrbarr September 23, 2005

Joesus

Your average, everyday guy, who thinks he's the Messiah. But he's not.

Girl 1: Did you see what Bobby just did???
Girl 2: I know! You'd think that he thinks he's the son of god or something!
Girl 1: What a Joesus!

by Tory 2 B+ August 6, 2008

joensy

The goat

Omg joensy why is you’re cock soo humongous like mhhhh🤤🤤🤤

by Someoneelse445 November 22, 2021

Joenut

Joenut is a universal term for anything. You can use it in any situation you find yourself in.

Frank: What happened in 3rd grade?
Daniel: Joenut

by anonymous November 22, 2021

jonus

if your names Jonus, you must have a massive cock. It’s literally law. Jonus is the more manlier and sexier version of ‘Jonas’ Jonas is more of a pussy name while Jonus is a sexy term that can also be used to describe a large cock.

Wow!! That dude has a huge Jonus!!
Wow that Jonus guy is sexy and has a meaty cock, i wanna give him a lick!!

by BussumLicker November 22, 2021

jenus

compilation of the word(s) jesus and anus.

sam : "Oh jenus christ!"
lilliy : lolwut?
sam : trololo

by WADADADA May 10, 2012