mockolate

Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.

The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.

Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 5, 2008

Cockolate Mousse

The nasty brown foamy substance that collects around the head of the dick after anal sex and ejaculation.

For mains I fucked her ass, then let her eat the cockolate mousse for dessert.

by Swampy McSwamperson February 13, 2019

Cockolate

What you have when chocolate is shaped in any body part, ex cock, pussy, tits, or ass

I have a lollipop in the shape of a penis, but no one wants to suck my cockolate pop

by Cockolate October 30, 2012

cockolate

a chocolate-covered penis

"Hey, baby, I got some cockolate for you tonight, Josh" moaned Nathann.

by Josh L L December 3, 2006

Cockolate

A large black penis

1) Ho: Girl, I'm getting me a BIG bar of cockolate tonight!
Ho's friend: Everyone loves Cockolate

by Cockolate lover June 21, 2008

jackobate

contraction of jack off and masturbate

My roommate's gone, so time to jackobate!"

by Mr Mont July 8, 2009

Cockolate

A common name for a brown/indian penis

Dude, I got this girl to suck on my cockolate last night!

by currybomb July 29, 2010