A fine as girl who is down to earth,makes everyone laugh,is super sexy,also popular,always brakes up with her boyfriend's before they do it to her,has a big ass,is Hispanic/Latina,is wise and smart what else can I say this is definitly a Johana.
Damm that girl Johana is freacking fine as hell!
That girl Johana has a big ass!
Isn't that Mexican girl's name Johana fuck yeah that's Johana!
That girl Johana has a big ass!
Isn't that Mexican girl's name Johana fuck yeah that's Johana!
by Joore October 5, 2010
Get the Johana mug.Johana is the most beautiful woman on Earth. She is loving, confident and very driven to succeed when she has a goal in mind. She is faithful and always tries to keep her word. Johana loves her family and would do anything for them. She can keep it together in any situation. Everyday you wake up next to Johana you are the luckiest man on Earth. She also has a bodacious body to match her beautiful mind.
Guy 1: Im so lucky to have her in my life
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 3: Johana
Song by Earth Wind and Fire: "Johaaaaanaaaaa, I loooooovee youuuu, You're the one, the one for meeee"
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 3: Johana
Song by Earth Wind and Fire: "Johaaaaanaaaaa, I loooooovee youuuu, You're the one, the one for meeee"
by Nelsito November 23, 2021
Get the Johana mug.A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.
Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.
Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.
Smells really bad.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.
Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.
Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.
Smells really bad.
by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022
Get the Jochanon mug.The beautifulest rarest jewel you will meet in your life, even if she is shy and doesn’t want to show her true self she always shines regardless.
by iluvhelokittyy August 29, 2023
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Get the Johanan mug.A quiet and nice boy, he seems a chill person to hang out with.He likes to wear flannel shirts and vans, people might think he’s bad influence but he’s a sweetheart.
Why does Johanan sits by himself
by A sad boy November 21, 2021
Get the Johanan mug.One word to describe him, hot. if you see a Jochanan make sure to not look at him directly or your eyes will burn from his beautiful commanding presence. He is second only to God. Some might say Jochanan is a superior entity to humans.
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