Thomas: hey john, JK Rowling is doing a book signing at the Barnes and noble over on main street, want to come?
John: definitely! what time do you want to go
Thomas: as soon as possible, maybe 1 or 2
John: definitely! what time do you want to go
Thomas: as soon as possible, maybe 1 or 2
by tom38 November 25, 2009
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Tim:Why did JK Rowling make Dumbledoor gay
Frank: Why
Tim:because he wants to give Harry Potter a bad case of hog-warts
Frank:HaHaHa
Frank: Why
Tim:because he wants to give Harry Potter a bad case of hog-warts
Frank:HaHaHa
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A transphobe or a TERF.
"What's up with Geoff? He had the right hump at work today."
"We did inclusivity training regarding pronouns, and he's a friend of JK Rowling."
"Ah, gotcha. I'll be sure to they/them Geoff next time I see them."
"We did inclusivity training regarding pronouns, and he's a friend of JK Rowling."
"Ah, gotcha. I'll be sure to they/them Geoff next time I see them."
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Also can be used in conjunction with other harry potter references, where appropriate, as in:
Also can be used in conjunction with other harry potter references, where appropriate, as in:
Person A: I thought you were jk rowling!
Person B: No, I was totally being sirius black, I meant what I said!
Person A: Well fuck you... Professor... Sprout!
Person B: lolwut?
(JK rowling and sirius black are the only ones that really work together)
Person B: No, I was totally being sirius black, I meant what I said!
Person A: Well fuck you... Professor... Sprout!
Person B: lolwut?
(JK rowling and sirius black are the only ones that really work together)
by Zanuel January 18, 2009
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Tim: Ur mom gay
Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.
Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.
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Get the JK Rowling declares ur mom gay mug.by A random book geek January 16, 2018
Get the JK Rowling mug.'jk' is short for joking, kind of like 'lol' in a way, then 'rowling' is rolling on floor laughing (rofl). so together it means im just joking and laughing my head off with the added pun of being j.k rowling the famous author.
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