Jizzmopper 

A person whom is magnetically attracted to & absourbs any semen within a 1 mile radius ,& has no control or choice over the accumulation ingested inside that person's orfice s.

When the breeze is around, it blows all the semen in town right at that jizzmopper

Jizzmopper by Squachy September 11, 2025

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. 

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

jizz mopper 

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

jizz mopper by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizz mopper 

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

jizz mopper by Anonymous August 1, 2003

jizz mopper 

A person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the semen from the private booths.

"Kid says" when i grow up i want to be a jizz mopper in a whorehouse just like my daddy.

jizz mopper by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

jizz mopper 

its the guy in the nudy booth after each guy jerks off.

the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away

jizz mopper by voll July 11, 2003

jismopper 

The guy that mops up the nudie booth after a guy shoots a load.

If I don't go to college I might end up as a jismopper

jismopper by Your Mom's Box October 9, 2003