The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
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Mayonnaise
Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.
Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt
Soft cheese
and other things....
Mayonnaise
Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.
Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt
Soft cheese
and other things....
by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011
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Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!
by jizzmo June 6, 2005
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Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.
by Heywood April 17, 2003
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What's that in the sky? A bird? A Plane? No, it's a giant cum-stain. E.g Harry Brook Roland, Jizzmon
by Jizzmon Man August 13, 2009
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Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?
A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")
Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?
A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.
A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")
Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?
A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.
by Sherby November 21, 2006
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2) A person who cleans the "Nudey Booths" after a man has finished watching the show he paid for. AKA Jizz Mopper *made its way into pop culture from the 1994 cult classic 'Clerks'*
2) A person who cleans the "Nudey Booths" after a man has finished watching the show he paid for. AKA Jizz Mopper *made its way into pop culture from the 1994 cult classic 'Clerks'*
1) I had this bad-ass Nirvana T-shirt I got when I was in fourth grade, it doesnt fir anymore so I use it for a jizz mop.
2) Did you know that Jizz Moppers make 14 bucks an hour?
2) Did you know that Jizz Moppers make 14 bucks an hour?
by Talon Tipton January 10, 2007
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