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Jizzmeister

A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.
Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.
by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009
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jizzmonger

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.
by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003
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jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.
I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.
by Gaw910 September 9, 2016
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jizzmaster

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz
"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."
by Ethan August 31, 2003
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jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot
ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!
by jizz monster March 27, 2008
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jizzmonger

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.
by Spazmoz May 22, 2008
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Jizzlemonster

Jizzlemonster; noun, adjective. A particulary annoying, fruity person. Often associated with the word Jizz or Jism.
"Adam your such a jizzlemonster, piss of!"
by Joe Leeper June 28, 2004
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