jizz jar

Sex partner on the receiving end. Usually used to mean a girlfriend or wife.

May have originated in the comic book "Hate," or may have originated earlier.

See also: SR (Sperm Receptacle)

"Oh, so you're my brother's new jizz jar, then?"

by andychrist December 17, 2004

jizzaroni and cheese

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something

jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche

by evak April 6, 2008

Jizzbarrow

A person that makes like harder for themsleves by destroying or lossing their own property before a big event or party. Normaly something they do often.

"He smashed his new phone and we are leaving in 20 minutes,my god Hendy is a jizzbarrow."

by teh gil gil January 18, 2009

Jizzjacket

A condom to catch the Jizz release

"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

by Dr H and Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009

jizzarrhea

What one excretes after having unprotected anal sex.

I had amazing butt sex last night but now I've got a bad case of jizzarrhea and I've been running to the bathroom all day.

by Older and Wiser January 11, 2011

Jizzard

(Noun) A mystical wizard who ejaculates on your forehead leaving a sparkling teardrop shaped jizzlob right between your eyes, commonly found at an EDM festival. This is a high honor, and those bespeckled should wear it with pride. Note: Do not look directly into the Jizzard's eyes when he blesses you.

"Dude, I had the best time at EDC last month. I even met the Jizzard!"

by CleeTorith February 20, 2023

jizzfart

when you have anal and he busts in your ass and when you fart the jizz shoots out.

Dave shot my load in Sara's asshole and she jizzfarted all over his face.

by queen queef December 9, 2008