"Wanna hear my jizztory? well, it all started when i was 7 and i used to flick the head of my wiener."....."no, i'm not talking about a hot dog"
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The abode of pure evil found in numerous basements across noth america, where aryians take young females to make themselves jizz numerous times over time creating a literall bath tub of jizz where they then bath at night preserving their youth and good looks till that fatefull day when there beloved fuiror returns!!
by pedophile kyle July 29, 2014
Get the jizzitorium mug.When Emma shot her load onto the wall of the powerhouse, she poignantly gazed off into the distance and thought, ‘this will forever be a part of San Francisco JIZZtory.’
by Strobesauce May 19, 2023
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Its used when referencing to something so awsome, that it will make you cum.
Its used when referencing to something so awsome, that it will make you cum.
by Ally Sways January 15, 2011
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by aDam Rulz August 11, 2006
Get the Jizzato mug.Jizzacorn is when you are having sex with your girlfriend or wife or boyfriend or who ever and blow a huge load into their hair, you then quickly swirl the load into their hair making it look like a unicorn horn, then you quickly open your fanny pack and take out handfuls of rainbow glitter and toss all over their beautiful, sweaty body and freshly jizzed in hair. This a rarely seen mystical creature only talked about in legend and lore.
How was your night, it was awesome a made a jizzacorn in my room last night, never seen one before that.
by Bshifters January 23, 2020
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