jimp

when one "jizzes in my pants" most poplularly occuring when a male sees an attractive female. jizz in my pants being familiarized to the world by The Lonely Island.
wow that girl is "JIMP"

When that chimp started to limp he looked like a wimp riding on a blimp therefore making me "JIMP"
by lil sweet tea is the :cheezies February 22, 2009
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It is what occurs when you text message to a landline the word gimp. It is a better way to say the word gimp. first used in this context about 2/3 years ago by my friend.
text message: hello how are you. I think you are a gimp.

landline lady: hello how are you. I think you are a jimp.
by Nice! Jiiii-imp November 20, 2006
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Jimp , A gimpy jew. Said first by me in 2001.
You f'ng jimp bastard!
by Nick April 05, 2004
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to jizz in your pants when some one buff is near by
by 5921 December 02, 2008
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A slang term for a specific type of joint. It is a joint rolled with equal parts of weed and cigarette tobacoo. This type of joint is rolled very tightly by using the method of shaking the open end of the joint after rolling to compress the contents together. At the mouth end of a joint a rolled up cardboard filter from a cigarette container is used. Variations to the jimp include the "L" which is to perpendicular Joint papers connected into one. As well as an "I" joint which is two joint papers connected in parallel to make a double length joint. Often used by Frinst speakers
Anyone up for an L Jimp?

Who can throw in for this jimp im rolling?
by Albert Dankinstien May 18, 2009
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a short, bearded kiss up that gets nothing done but double talks his way into a position of accomplishment; a brown nosing wannabe
That guy is a no-good jimp!
by Pernie November 05, 2003
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Notches down the spine of a blade created to provide grip on a knife beyond the bolster. Many knives, especially pocket knives, have very shallow or widely spaced non-functional notches that are used solely for aesthetic purposes.
Ontario Rats, SOG Seal knives, Kershaw Rogue all have jimping
by Dead Lemonz August 09, 2010
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