jigglemetimbers's definitions

martasm

a non-word with a meaning.

Person 1: Why isn't jimp in the dictionary?
Person 2: Because it's a martasm

A martastic word is a word not in the dictionary but still has meaning.

by jigglemetimbers October 13, 2009

jimp

an acronym standing for Jizz In My Pants. Used to describe exciting events, one may say "I jimped" without actually jizzing in their pants, because if it was a chick, that would be weird.

If I heard Guns n Roses were getting back together, I think I would have to jimp.

by jigglemetimbers October 13, 2009

Cyber-5

One method of giving a high-5 through a chatroom setting. One person types a 5, and the other responds with a 5 to the effect of slapping hands.

The following is a cyber-5.

Dude 1: "Hey man, i just got laid!!"
Dude 2: "5"
Dude 1: "5"

by jigglemetimbers September 1, 2009