Jimmy D

A particularly strong blow job received from an electronic device. Short form of James Dyson.

Margaret wouldn't go down on me last night, so I went down the shed for a Jimmy D.

by Zogbot Mcjohnson July 29, 2019

I've Been Jimmy'd

To ask someone on a date; and then at the LAST MINUTE cancel using some pathetic excuse. Examples include: the bank froze my account, the dog ate my credit card and/or I do not own one, my cell phone fell in the toilet and I can't call you, or my car blew up.

Goddammit she cancelled because she said she has a blackhead....I've been Jimmy'd.

by Wordzgrll July 12, 2010

Jimmy Dean’d

When the promise of being met with the aroma of fresh cooked family breakfast after a night of drinking is followed through with undercooked Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches; which are somehow burnt yet still frozen at the same time.

When a high expectation is met with dismal follow through.

Rented a sick Airbnb in Chicago with some friends, but when I arrived everything was broken…ugh Jimmy Dean’d again!

by Sallycat July 6, 2023

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

Jimmy John’d

A sexual threesome, or ménage á trois, involving two overweight men and a third thin or athletic person who is sandwiched between the other two.

I got Jimmy John’d by the two fat dudes at the party.

by Darthfather December 7, 2025

Jimmy Dean convention

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.

by Count de Monet April 3, 2009

Jimmy Dugan

Your penis (prick, cock, dick, along, etc). Though used specifically when referring to using said member in a crafty way a la the Tom Hanks character.

Frankly I dont care if she is on the rag. A body like that Id slip her the ol Jimmy Dugan any damn way.

by AnalLazer August 13, 2019