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jigglypuff

A recurring character in the early episodes of the show pokemon. It has a black marker which serves as its microphone, and is often found popping out and singing at large crowds. Unfortunately for it, most who listens to its song end up falling asleep fairly quickly, a fact that annoys it so much that it will use its marker/microphone to scribble all over its audiences' faces (after inflating in anger with a signature "honk" sound).
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff! *sings* Ji-gga-ly puff Jiggaly-puff... *stops and looks around* Puff? *goes angry* Honk!
*Some time later*
Jigglypuff's audience: *yawn* That was a nice nap... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?
by RegalStar January 31, 2008
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The Jigglypuff

A sexual act in which right before a male cums when receiving a blowjob he holds the females head down proceeding to ejaculate in her mouth till her cheeks puff up and she gets angry. Then once she starts yelling at the male he falls asleep.
Guy 1: What's up with Keirsten?
Guy 2: I hit her with the jigglypuff about a week ago, she was not amused...... Hasn't talked to me in a week... So worth it though.
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jigglewatts

1.21 jigglewatts represents the amount of ample curvature present in a female body that will turn an average male in to a blubbering puddle of stupid. It is not a measure of attractiveness as low jigglewattage females can be very sexy, example Madonna, Kiera Knightley and Milla Jovovich would score low (0.0.3) on the scale, while Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian score near the maximum (1.21).
Her picture on facebook indicates a high amount of jigglewatts.
by Kelce January 18, 2008
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Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff?

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.
Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU
by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011
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jigglewatt

A unit for measuring the power generated by a gorgeous woman's movements for the express benefit of her audience, ranging anywhere from a burlesque dancer's wild shimmy and shake, to the confident strut of a woman in red stilettos.

The Jigglewatt symbol (JW) is a unit for measuring power equal to one kajillion, bazillion, gazillion watts. Few things (or people) can withstand the transfer or consumption of energy on this scale, some of these events or entities include: lightning strikes, falling in love, Lana Turner's smile, firefighters wearing special goggles, the supercollider, Stephen Hawking, and the number 4. ... And of course, the girls of The Jigglewatts Burlesque troupe...
1. The jigglewatts she radiated could boil water from across the room.
2. Have you seen The Jigglewatts? You can pick your favorite or collect all four.
by Ruby Joule July 8, 2006
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Jigglypuffing

Meme. From the Pokemon known as Jigglypuff, who has a habit of scrawling on the faces of those he has put to sleep with his song.
The act of trawling pubs and clubs in the small hours of the morning with a black permanent marker, scrawling randomly on the faces on anyone who is asleep, photographing it, uploading the picture to social media, then moving on to the next venue and repeating.
"The lads and I went out Jigglypuffing last night. It was hilarious!"
by ShaggyDave May 15, 2015
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JigglyPoof

A friendly term for your gay mate who's put a couple pounds on as of late. Pun on the Pokemon Jigglypuff
Jim: Hey you seen Adam lately he's gotten a bit fatter since getting with his boyfriend

You: Yeah I know what a JigglyPoof amirite
by MakeAmericaBritishAgain July 29, 2017
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