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Jamaican Rock 

The most heavy and dense object known in existence.
Wow I got so hammered last night, this morning I could barely move I felt like a Jamaican Rock.

Guy- "Damn girl/guy you're making my dick is as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

Girl- "My nipples are as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."
Jamaican Rock by dabestdocker July 11, 2011

Rihannals Jamaican 

Rihannals Jamaican
Rihanna fans from Jamaica who support her music and her Jamaica and Bajan heritage.
Rihannals Jamaican say Rihanna is more Jamaican than patty and jerked chicken.

Jamaica Turner 

Jamaica Turner can be called a joint smoked (or a person) in two situations:
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
Example 1:
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.

Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.

Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0

Homie B: ...what?

Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!

Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?

Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?

Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.

Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
Jamaica Turner by Luis Song March 7, 2022

Jamaicaned 

A Verb. Usually applies to when on vacation or on a casual excursion, you take your wife/gf to a nice reggae bar for some music and nice times. Shortly there-after every rasta dude in the joint is having his turn with her and many times its more than just dancing!
Friend: Hey Bob, you've been down since you came back from your vacation last week. What gives?

Bob: I didn't what to say anything but while we where in Montego Bay, I took Rita to a Reggae joint and we got ""Jamaicaned"
Now all she wants to do is listen to Bob Marley cd's and have me wear a dreadlock wig while we have sex.
Jamaicaned by Tiki Joe June 7, 2009
"Jamaica is not a real place"
Jamaica by LionFries February 18, 2019

Jamaican Spray Tan 

Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.
Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
Jamaican Spray Tan by NotGemstar October 25, 2017