Jamaicaned

A Verb. Usually applies to when on vacation or on a casual excursion, you take your wife/gf to a nice reggae bar for some music and nice times. Shortly there-after every rasta dude in the joint is having his turn with her and many times its more than just dancing!

Friend: Hey Bob, you've been down since you came back from your vacation last week. What gives?

Bob: I didn't what to say anything but while we where in Montego Bay, I took Rita to a Reggae joint and we got ""Jamaicaned"
Now all she wants to do is listen to Bob Marley cd's and have me wear a dreadlock wig while we have sex.

by Tiki Joe June 7, 2009

jamaican dutch

An accent used by radio mc's in and around london

MC Grindah: Steves, that's not.... You need to be more Jamaican Dutch, just do it like Beats does it, like I said. Come on.

by Mark Zuckeburg February 21, 2017

jamaican funeral

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

by K. Melly November 27, 2014

Jamaican Spray Park

When a Jamaican girl squirts all over you.

Hey, Phil I got soaked yesterday in the Jamaican Spray Park.

by Brendawg69 May 14, 2017

jamaican frenzy

The act of befriending as many black people as possible to prove that you are not racist.

Hey bro, he seriously added bella black people to his Facebook in the last 3 days.
Blood YOABOI B ON DAT' (your friend be on dat') Jamaican Frenzy.

by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

jamaican meat pie

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.

The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.

by Zero_Gravitas July 18, 2016

Jamaican Rock

The most heavy and dense object known in existence.

Wow I got so hammered last night, this morning I could barely move I felt like a Jamaican Rock.

Guy- "Damn girl/guy you're making my dick is as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

Girl- "My nipples are as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

by dabestdocker July 11, 2011