Jewmocracy

A gang of Jews totally reliant on money, bagels, and Chuck Norris.

This Jewmocracy is suck, they hoggin' all the bagels.

This shit is Jewmocracy.

by Thomas G. Heckleberg January 4, 2008

jewsock

To beat someone with a sock full of quarters, gelt, or Sacajewea dollars; not nickels or pennies, we're better than that.

Yo! If that kid doesn't stop hating on Moses, I'm gonna JewSock him!

by SmallFox April 26, 2006

Jewmicka

A yamaka a cap a Jewish person wears

Yo Keith he has a freaking jewmicka

by Fuggery April 21, 2022

Jewlock

A Jewlock is a crossbreed between a Jew and a Pollock.
A Jewalasik

A Jewish man and a Polish woman have a Jewlock for a son.

by Neighbor of a Jewlock February 3, 2010

jewlock

Braided sideburns that are twisted and ugly like the people that invented them. Or a Decorative ornamant you hang on your front door in the shape of a swastica or Hitler figure that wards off those dirty unwanted ones...

Christine had Jewlocks the other day.

by Gart Darley December 10, 2007

jewlocks

Dreadlocks on the head of a dirty Jew. Dirty stinky hair braided into large clumps.

Gage: Dude, I am totally getting some jewlocks tommorow. I am getting my Mexican Butt Buddy Jose Gonzalas to do them for me.
John: Fag!!! JEW!!!

by Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld March 13, 2008

Jewrocket

sounds bad but means nothing

"You can be such a Jewrocket sometimes!" (it sounds insulting but has no meaning)

by isdhoaihf July 24, 2010