metrosexually transmitted disease

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

by HobieKopek June 5, 2009

metrosexual

When a blind person thinks you're straight, and a deaf person thinks you're gay.

My grandma told me I look gay, but my sister told her I'm just metrosexual.

by a humble sage January 7, 2010

jenosexual

Jenozens don't want boyfriends or girlfriends, they want Lee Jeno and only LEE JENO

me: i'm not straight, i'm jenosexual

by jeno's_doll October 12, 2020

Jetsexual

A person who is attracted to jets

I am a jetsexual

by Fa-18F October 18, 2019

petrosexual

A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.

A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual

by bp_me November 14, 2005

Metrosexual

A straight man that WAIT FOR IT.........can shop for himself and is concerned about how he looks.

Redneck dude: what are you, a fuckin queer?

Metrosexual guy: Just because I look better than you doesn't mean you have to be an ass.

Redneck dude: *glares and walks away*

Actual gay guy: mmmm well aren't we manly standing up for ourselves. *tries to make a move*

Metro guy: sorry dude I'm not gay.

Gay guy: wow you had me fooled!

Metro guy: that is an amazing jacket!

by thunder156 April 8, 2009

jewmosexual

A Jewish homosexual.

I'm Jewish and a homosexual, therefore I am a Jewmosexual

by Erock7566 September 3, 2013