A new Suicide Cult/Religion that believes in Jesus. They believe that he was sent to Earth to be totally frickin' sweet and stuff, and the Romans/Italians like totally didn't like that so they killed him in the least cool way possible. So today we believe that the Romans/Italians are complete asses for killing the coolest guy ever.
by Dav Lema January 2, 2009
Get the Jesustologist mug.1. The hole in Jesus' side or hand when used for sexual pleasure. See crucifuck.
2. Texas Governor Rick Perry's nickname for his Prison Wallet.
2. Texas Governor Rick Perry's nickname for his Prison Wallet.
Rick Santorum was so horny he was obsessed with getting him some Jesus Hole (a crucifuck). Unfortunately, Jesus had been MIA for 2000 years and Santorum had to go off to the bathhouse for some pussy on a stick. Having left his Mormon Panty Liners at home he left with a Mormon Trail of santorum in his Mormon Underwear.
by Cuntoleezza Rice August 25, 2011
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Jesus Hole • jesshole • jasshole • Jesuswhore • Jesthole • Jesuphobe • jesuscore • JESUSMOSES • jesusphobe • jesusposer
by Doogy McDoogy August 1, 2006
Get the jesusposer mug.An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.
JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.
by Jaffer Merchant April 24, 2005
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by L. Ron Kiffard February 25, 2008
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Girl: No way, we're not married, put it in my pooper instead.
Girl: No way, we're not married, put it in my pooper instead.
by elf_n_safety January 21, 2011
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