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Jesustologist

A new Suicide Cult/Religion that believes in Jesus. They believe that he was sent to Earth to be totally frickin' sweet and stuff, and the Romans/Italians like totally didn't like that so they killed him in the least cool way possible. So today we believe that the Romans/Italians are complete asses for killing the coolest guy ever.
Dav is such a Jesustologist he'd kill himself if you proved Jesus never existed.
by Dav Lema January 2, 2009
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Jesus Hole

1. The hole in Jesus' side or hand when used for sexual pleasure. See crucifuck.
2. Texas Governor Rick Perry's nickname for his Prison Wallet.
Rick Santorum was so horny he was obsessed with getting him some Jesus Hole (a crucifuck). Unfortunately, Jesus had been MIA for 2000 years and Santorum had to go off to the bathhouse for some pussy on a stick. Having left his Mormon Panty Liners at home he left with a Mormon Trail of santorum in his Mormon Underwear.
by Cuntoleezza Rice August 25, 2011
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jesusposer

A un-inverted lukewarm homofag who blindly follows the beliefs of a bunch of pedophiles.
Look at that jesusposer, he believes in god...gayfag.
by Doogy McDoogy August 1, 2006
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JESUSMOSES

An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.
JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.
by Jaffer Merchant April 24, 2005
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Jesthole

A place that is simply, pure jokes. It can be completely rubbish,but it is appreciated for its extreme novelty value.
'Did you go to the solent open day?'
'Yeah man, that place is a right jesthole!'
by L. Ron Kiffard February 25, 2008
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Jesus Hole

The act of piercing the torso and inserting the penis in the crevice.
man "dude why did you mum go to hospital?"
man "she got a jesus hole from her closet lover"
by ticklybawbag September 9, 2009
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Jesus hole

Due to the Christian restriction on extra-marital sex, the Jesus hole is a synonym for a vagina.
Guy: I'm gonna fuck your Jesus hole real good.
Girl: No way, we're not married, put it in my pooper instead.
by elf_n_safety January 21, 2011
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