jerkstore

background:
I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."

Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called... they're running out of you.

by richie! November 15, 2004

jerkhole

combination of a jerk, and an asshole.

My friend matt is a jerkhole.

by Corndog April 21, 2004

Jerkworm

An annoying person; someone who pisses you off, or steals your shit.

"That Jerkworm stole my lunchbox, then tried to feed me the contents when I came to his house for dinner that evening!"

by ForceBreaker January 14, 2015

jerkhole

jerkhole is a jerk and an asshole a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a jerk and an asshole

dude you stole money you jerkhole

man i did not steal money from you jerkhole

wow dude you cant take a joke

man your jokes are low jerkhole

by littlejimmie March 7, 2019

jerkworthy

Originally, somebody or something that would be very easy to masturbate to. Now, it's a stand in for anything pleasurable.

Also, street name of head m.c. of BCCB.

These brownies are jerkworthy, as is your mother who made them.

by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

jackwhore

man whore. supreme whore. real slutty.

Dave is jackwhore

by Billy Bob June 8, 2003

JERKSTORE

a comeback muttered under your breath when you can't think of anything better to say.

joe: hey bobby, i just did your mom!
bobby: (muttering) jerkstore.

by gofuk yerself November 18, 2005