JARGASM Jargasm : To upchuck cheap nasty food(cos he is a councilite scum) laughing at someone and generally be an impolite scumbag,he sees this as a way of macking on to anything even a cats anus..
omfg dude lol *jargasm macks on to a cat* omfg dude lol.. fluffy: four legs in the air :0 dude wats he gonna do with it?? i dunno ... lets just take a walk eh?
by OHHHDEARESTCOUNCILITE April 19, 2009
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Alex: "Look at that... half off on drinks."
Schaaf: "No WAY! OMG thats amazing!"
Alex: "Wow clam down, don't have a jewgasm."
Schaaf: "No WAY! OMG thats amazing!"
Alex: "Wow clam down, don't have a jewgasm."
by Brad-Alex June 28, 2010
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1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.
1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.
1. Check out that guy who bought that second-hand Ferrari for three grand. Bet he's jewgasming in his pants as we speak.
2. Susan Portnoy just spent the GDP of a small African country at Bloomingdales. Probably had to jewgasm a hell of a lot.
2. Susan Portnoy just spent the GDP of a small African country at Bloomingdales. Probably had to jewgasm a hell of a lot.
by Ed Zimmer December 17, 2007
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Guy-"Oh ha ha you and your jorgasm! What a jokester."
Guy-"Oh ha ha you and your jorgasm! What a jokester."
by NickA27 March 11, 2010
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