jewpalooza

A place full of jews.

Ryan went to a flee-market hoping to wheel and deal only to leave empty handed because it was a jewpalooza.

by docelch September 13, 2011

Where's my fucking jetpack!?

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.

"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

by scrambletastic June 8, 2009

jeopardize

to risk or threaten something dangerously

you jeopardize your futer

by sarah947 August 29, 2006

jepha howard

The amazing, beautiful, hilarious bassist of The Used. He was the singer before Bert came along (thank god he did). he has 15 piecings. full name: Jepharee Howard. called Jeph or for the cool people Jepha. he wears amazing red pants on occasion with a snazzy fedora. i saw him live and maaan was it great, i recommend it = He has a cute dog named Zelda, and does amazingly hilarious youtube videos with his partner in crime, Quinn Allman. i recommend watching the Wiztards cleaning service, jeph games, and the dvd trailer videos from their youtube channel.

Jepha howard:"you have to find basses made with the best material like woods. but i have a petrfied moonrock bass from an asteroid. Pekowwwww!" Quinn:"you sound like a cougar"

by smarter?shazaaaam. October 29, 2007

jeopardenius

A Jeopardenius is a person that is insanely good at the Game Show Jeopardy. He or she is more than likely good at other useless trivia games as well. However, a jeopardenius is specifically good at forming his or her answers in the form of a question.

Phil is a Jeopardenius, he'll be on Jeopardy one day.

by frdtrkmn May 15, 2012

Jeppy

A contraction of "jealous" and "happy". When you are jealous of something that happened to someone (usually a friend), but also happy for them.

T: "I just got a raise"
J: "I'm jeppy!"

by okayhvad January 11, 2022

Jetpacking

Act of cuddling where little spoon becomes big spoon. Essentially the shorter person is on the inside of the couch and the taller person is on the outside.

Tyrone: Baby just hold me.
Shasta: Fer sho lets go Jetpacking than.

by st9man September 6, 2013