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by vydate September 22, 2003
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Porty Jertkle

1.)Phrase used to describe a fucking idiot, accidentally created through a random key tapping frenzy (such as "fdkjghdfkjgh") that resulted in real pronouncable words. The context of this caused it to seem like an insulting phrase, that of which it came to actually be.

2.)Deriving from the words potty and jerk, "Porty jerktle" is a phrase that was used by the Phonecians in 1235 A.D. when they could not find words to describe the stupidity of a young man in their tribe who, while having passionate sex with his fat girlfriend, knocked over a lamp causing the entire town to go up in flames. They therefore took these two words and put them into one phrase to describe this stupid, stupid bitch. Like seriously; "Who has sex with fat girls?", they wondered(they didnt care about the fire, just the fat girl part).
"Victor, you slept with a corpse you fucking PORTY JERTKLE!"
by Rafi_and_Mike November 13, 2005
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jewtkah

That thingy your talking about, but you can't remember exactly what it's called. Can be used to replace every word!
Hand me the jewtkah, I need it to tighten the dealy!
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jeok fuen

all-round perfect wife, can bring home leftover food for you so you won't have to buy your own food ever again. All-year round winter provided in the package
by beeeeeeeeeeg_Shaq October 27, 2020
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jotke

Wow there goes jotke
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Jeot

A virgo queen who secretly cries in movies but pretends to be numb in front of real people. The human version of a coconut.
She a jeot
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JëTKA

The feeling of connection toward someone, where you both compliment each others capabilities and share ideas, show appreciation, and value them for their existence.

Not being just a word based of romantic feeling but the unconditional feeling of care and support for them in their lives, in other words companionship for one another.
TKA being the connection toward any relationship.
by K1NG0FL1F3 December 2, 2024
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