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jelqmaxxing 

Jelqmaxxing, like jelqing in general, is the art of doing penis excercises to attempt to increase penile size. The catch is the “maxxing” part. Like “looksmaxxing” adding the “maxxing” part just tells you that the jelqing in question is being maximized to its full potential.
John: My girlfriend left me because my dick was too small!

Enlightened man: Looks like you need to start jelqmaxxing. It will enlarge your penis over the long term, which will minimize such embarrassing experiences in the future.
jelqmaxxing by Blinkleglorp February 12, 2024

jelqmaxxing 

Jelqmaxxing is the practice of putting your fingers as an ok sign and stretching up and down the penis for 30-50 strokes. After a little while this will give dicc gains and you will see massive improvements in length and girth
Matthew has been jelqmaxxing since he was 12 and now he’s 13 inches
jelqmaxxing by Mewmaxxer March 3, 2024

jelqmaxxing 

When one practices jelqing ti the maximum amount.
“He died after jelqmaxxing for 4 days straight.”
jelqmaxxing by Carl marxxxxxxx March 20, 2024

jelqmaxxing 

Jelqmaxxing denotes the deliberate act of elongating one's penis through controlled stretching maneuvers, thereby aspiring to attain an enhanced vertical dimension
I love jelqmaxxing after a good nights sleep.
jelqmaxxing by Loafii March 26, 2024

jelqmaxxing 

I love jelqmaxxing
jelqmaxxing by sssamurai March 28, 2024

jelqmaxxing 

the act of stretching the male shaft of the erotic penis to where it enlarges in length for a short period of time.
“Bro I just got done jelqmaxxing on Mrs. Smith
jelqmaxxing by Ryda Lewis April 15, 2024