Jehanne

Jehanne. A fine, illustrious being with immense power. Jehanne's are known for their 'unique' thinking and 'talent'. Jehanne's can make anybody laugh. They're extreme comedians who cherish unicorns. Everybody wants to be a Jehanne. Jehanne's are very keen and are not befriended easily. They are very rare and only the best of the best will witness how great a friend a Jehanne can be. The one thing you should never do is become her arch nemesis. Once they find an enemy there is no end to the terror they bring... Never. ..

Never fear, Jehanne is here.

by A113 December 26, 2016

Love Jihad

#LoveJihad for many ill minded is a method of increasing children to the fold of foot soldiers of a desert cult ideology to fight as fighters for ISIS like terror outfits.

The UN security council has unanimously backed action against this evil death cult in both Syria and Iraq.

Beware of intention of the proposal girls, they get funding for Love Jihad.

by vaisheshil darshan August 18, 2023

sudden jihad syndrome (SJS)

A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.

When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.

by Joe Rodolico January 8, 2009

Jehan

A bright, beautiful and strong women , she never lets anyone mess with the people she cares about and she will always be laughing no matter what. She is also stubborn, indecisive and ridiculous and she is always stressed, she has so many layers to her but it’s what makes her so wonderful and joyous to be around, she’s smart, silly and kind, whenever your around her you’ll never want to leave and she will make you laugh until you can’t breathe, not only is she sweet and kind but she is also tough and brave and won’t back down to anyone. She is emotional but very sensible and although she might seem tough after having heard something rude said about her she will definitely start thinking about it a second later. She takes time to open up and she never fully trusts anyone so she’d rather just listen to them talking about there problems, she will always give good advice to the people she loves. There are not enough words in the dictionary to describe “jehan”.

Person 1: jehan won’t stop laughing

Person 2: obviously it’s her

by Lolrrr23455&&@ May 10, 2021

Black Fila Jihad Bro

Used when exclaiming shock or excitement
Can also be used as a chant or greeting to raise morale

"Did you know we have a surprise test today?"
"Omg I didn't, black fila jihad bro, gonna fail!"

"Hey bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
"Same to you bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"

by bfjb June 5, 2021

fecal jihad

An incident where a bowel movement, or any derivative of it such as used toilet paper, are intentionally placed anywhere but in a toilet bowl or otherwise proper disposal receptacle. This is similar to a shitting incident but shitting incidents are accidental in nature. Fecal jihaddists are also sometimes referred to turd terrorists. The most common word uttered by victims of fecal jihad is "FUCK!!"

There are several kinds of Fecal jihaddists.

1: The Roadside Bomber a.k.a. Land Miner
This skillful but sick asshole shits on the ground or floor, it can be anywhere, indoors or outdoors, even in the middle of a five-star restaurant He's like a dog. He wants you to step in it. These guys are usually passive-aggressive cowards; some though just have a sick but excellent sense of humor.

2: The Phantom Menace (or Phantom Shitter)
This guy is similar The Roadside Bomber but he's not quite as dangerous. This individual tends to shit in places where they linger, like a hallway closet or under a bed. People who upper deck are Phantom Menaces.

3: The Suicide Bomber
This is the most unholy of the bunch. This individual will defecate in his or her own pants and keep it there for everyone to bask in. Suicide Bombers often dunch themselves in public and go to places like the food court in the local mall for about two hours while smelling like a shit.

Partygoer: Dude, this party is great and all but I think you're the victim of fecal jihad.

Host: Thanks, but what do you mean by fecal jihad?

Partygoer: Someone made a poopy on your kitchen floor and a few people tracked it though the house.

Host: FUCK!!

by JEUNT January 14, 2010

jihadi bride

A stupid and gullible teenaged Muslim girl, about 13-18, usually of Pakistani/Bangla/Somali extraction, who get duped by some filthy terrorist bastard into sneaking into IS controlled Syria via Turkey, where they are repeatedly raped by multiple filthy terrorist bastards, have babies as no protection is used, and then all are killed by the next allied airstrike sent to wipe out the filthy terrorist bastards that duped them in the first place

Have you seen Aisha at school? No, she ran off to Syria to be a Jihadi bride

by Musical Man April 10, 2017