by bboy_syke July 04, 2004
A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.
True Story:
Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.
True Story:
Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.
Another True Story:
Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along.
Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along.
by S. W. F. June 03, 2005
Quite possibly the most blasphemous rap group ever. Consisting of Vinnie Paz (formally known as Ikon the Verbal Hologram) and Jus Allah as M.C.s with Stoupe the Enemy Of Mankind on the beats.
There was some shit with Jus Allah awhile back but it's all good now.
There was some shit with Jus Allah awhile back but it's all good now.
Lyrics from the Jedi Mind Tricks song, "Heavenly Divine"
1. "Hologram burns churches
Murders by sticking a crucifix through your cervix"
2. "Broke into the Vatican and strangled the Pope with his rosary"
3."Sharp blades slash your vitals
Recitals will fight you and entice you to burn Bibles"
4."Divine purpose, for the Remi that's in my thermos
Wait and see we'll stick you with needles that's hypodermic"
These are all from the same song, I'm not making this up.
1. "Hologram burns churches
Murders by sticking a crucifix through your cervix"
2. "Broke into the Vatican and strangled the Pope with his rosary"
3."Sharp blades slash your vitals
Recitals will fight you and entice you to burn Bibles"
4."Divine purpose, for the Remi that's in my thermos
Wait and see we'll stick you with needles that's hypodermic"
These are all from the same song, I'm not making this up.
by poopmonger31423412 June 08, 2009
1. in Star Wars movies it's a utilization of the Force that Jedis use to persuade others to do their will.
2. simply, it refers to when someone who thinks he/she is an authority on something tries to convert or convince someone to believe something ridiculous or do something stupid by double talk, gab, outright lying, deception, utilization of ignorance or just plain bullshit.
2. simply, it refers to when someone who thinks he/she is an authority on something tries to convert or convince someone to believe something ridiculous or do something stupid by double talk, gab, outright lying, deception, utilization of ignorance or just plain bullshit.
1. Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi told Luke Skywalker that his Jedi mind trick would not work on him since Hutts are immune to such thought patterns.
2. that TV evangelist is trying to brainwash people into giving him money. I ain't falling for his Jedi mind trick.
2. that TV evangelist is trying to brainwash people into giving him money. I ain't falling for his Jedi mind trick.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 01, 2007
by j/k January 19, 2004
An alcoholic concoction resembling a milkshake that is always a hit with the ladies.
Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.
Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.
(Stupid sorority girl slut): So why do you call it a jedi mind trick?
(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.
(SSGS): I will take my top off...
(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.
(SSGS): I will take my top off...
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
She was sleepy and I was too lazy to get the condoms, so, I used the jedi mind trick after pleasuring her.
by johnny youknow September 08, 2012