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A dope rap group from Philly. Members now are Vinnie Paz and Stoupe since Jus Allah Left.
Even though I am a Christian and Vinnie Paz can be very anti-Christian at times I still find him dope.
by hasafienda January 08, 2005
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Joe: my mom died yesterday

John: bruuhh

Joe: Yo my mom just won million dollars

John: bRuHhh

Joe: my mom made dinner for us
John: bruh
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A rap group from philly thats made up of Vinnie Paz/Ikon the Verbal Hologram,and Stoupe the Enemy of Mankind. Vinnie raps and Stoupe produces and they got a sci-fi style to their music.
The math, kings of light departed in wrath/So where you gonna stand when the Elohim return/Seven great stages throughout the ages say you burn/It's my turn to shine/I redefine the crystalline-biological structures, implanted in your mind/So I find the deaf, dumb and blind/And bless 'em with science, and leave the blind ones behind
by Adept March 25, 2005
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a sick underground rap group from philly who got a raw style to their music
group composed of vinnie paz and stoupe and they used to have jus allah until sum shit happened
by bboy_syke July 04, 2004
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A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.

True Story:

Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.
Another True Story:

Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along.
by S. W. F. June 03, 2005
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Quite possibly the most blasphemous rap group ever. Consisting of Vinnie Paz (formally known as Ikon the Verbal Hologram) and Jus Allah as M.C.s with Stoupe the Enemy Of Mankind on the beats.

There was some shit with Jus Allah awhile back but it's all good now.
Lyrics from the Jedi Mind Tricks song, "Heavenly Divine"

1. "Hologram burns churches
Murders by sticking a crucifix through your cervix"
2. "Broke into the Vatican and strangled the Pope with his rosary"
3."Sharp blades slash your vitals
Recitals will fight you and entice you to burn Bibles"
4."Divine purpose, for the Remi that's in my thermos
Wait and see we'll stick you with needles that's hypodermic"

These are all from the same song, I'm not making this up.
by poopmonger31423412 June 07, 2009
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A method by which Luke Skywalker can do everything but get laid.
Luke: "You want to drag me into the back of the Millenium Falcon. You want to screw me silly. You want to screw me silly..."

Han: "Fuck your Jedi mind trick! My door still ain't swingin' that way."
by skyblack June 09, 2004
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