Jebus Crew

N. A group of ugly or unattractive girls moving in a pack. The collective average rating for this group is around a 3, and the group usually centers around a queen jebus, who is often the charismatic and better looking leader with around a 4 rating. The term is derived from the uncontrollable yelling of "JEBUS" every time a jebus crew is sighted.

"Holy shit look at that jebus crew walking out from the math and science club's all you can eat cake fundraiser."
"JEBUS"

by Ihavenoclue July 9, 2009

Jebussy

Jesus Pussy.

"Hey man, I went to bible studies and got me some of that sweet sweet Jebussy!"
"Whoah dude, that's tight!"

by Zizoman123 April 5, 2022

Jebus

A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)

Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!

by Ben L. June 11, 2004

Jebuscow

A well-known PvPer on the Horde side of the US Draenor server on World of Warcraft. Widely known for his triumphs in World PvP on both factions. Also known, by some, as the King of Draenor. Some also recognize him as the most successful Trade troll on the server due to his witty remarks and tactful approach to players in the chat.

2. Trade:Jebuscow: Ohai!
2. Trade:Player 1: Look it's Jebuscow!
2. Trade:Player 2: All hail King of Draenor!
2. Trade:Jebuscow: NOU
2. Trade:Player 4: Ohai.

by wowplayer2010 January 20, 2010

Jebus

A character from Madness combat
Very different from the other one known as Jesus

“It has gotten out of hand” - Jebus

by Deimos’s Doritos June 28, 2021

jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris

by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017

jebus

Homer Simpson's version of Jesus.

"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"

by Pac November 21, 2004