Jeaner

The area at the crotch of your jeans that pops up when you sit down and resembles a Weiner or Weenie. This can happen to men, women and children alike. For some it is a welcome addition, to others it is an embarassment.

"Man, when I ride my bike I get a huge Jeaner" or "hey did you see that girl's Jeaner? Nasty!"

by JenniferinReno April 15, 2008

Blazin Jeaners

Blazin Jeaners is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy means of self expression. It is also a trend that attracts females. Pay attention gentlemen:

Blazer+Jeans=Blazin Jeaners

Combos:
Blazer+Jeans+t-shirt=Blazin T-Jeaners
Blazer+Jeans+being Jewish=Blazin Jeanerstein
Blazer+Jeans+beard=Beardin Jeaners

This term was originated by the singer of Baltimore metal band Rest Among Ruins.

Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Garrett: "Of course dude! How else would I blaze vajeeners!?"

or

Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Some Jabroni: "Nah man, I think I'm just sportin my Towson hoodie. Maybe some other time when I'm not a Jabroni."

by Rusty Mongruins March 3, 2011

sneezely jeezers

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

jezer

A boy that has a large penìs and pulls a bunch of ßitches

Jezer is A boy with a large penìs and pulls a bunch of ßitches

by Jezer April 19, 2021

Eren jeager

The main character of Atack On Titan who has gone from being a whiny lil shit to an annoying peace of shit, he wants eldians to loose their pps to do that he will have to touch his brother zeke who is also an asshole and all pps will go poof, in conclusion best main character development ever

Man have you seen what Eren Jeager did?

Yeah hes such an asshole now

by I know where u lives July 4, 2019

jeezers kriced!

An exclamation of surprise, horror, pain, disgust, et cetera a misspelling of the name of a religious icon from obscure mythology.

Jeezers kriced! (Or just "Jeezers!") Check the size of the ass on that bitch! Has it just gotten dark?

by jacobsjacobs September 4, 2013

jeagerismm

someone who is super super hot and cool

woah you follow jeagerismm you’re so hot!

by im.thirsty.af March 15, 2021