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Jeannie

Historical texts reveal this word was a verb used to describe the existence of mysterious, beautiful women over the age of 40 who seem to be immune to aging and possess unusual magical powers over men. Habitually, these women use their powers for many things but are most likely to use them to empty wallets of their male "companions" at the mall. In earlier centuries "genies" were captured by men and put into shapely bottles for good luck. However, as common with men of the day, they forgot where they stashed the bottles and these hidden treasures were not discovered until many years later.
1. Whoa... check out that "jeannie".

2. If I found a genie, my first wish would be to become a Jeannie!

3. Hey, why is my wallet empty? I've been "Jeannied"!!!
by word-dude August 11, 2008
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I Dream of Jeannie

I Dream of Jeannie is potentially the best show EVER created. and we mean it.

best line:
man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
duhhh man.

tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.
Jeannie top only covers her bosoms. But its all good.

You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.

Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.

Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.

If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.
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jennierilla

one of the best tiktok fanpages. she posts interesting stuff. her content is amazing and she makes us all smile and laugh :) muah muah muah i love youu
Have you followed jennierilla?? She’s amazing!! 💕
by aya <3 February 18, 2021
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Jeannie

An enchanting muse; an intelligent, highly creative woman, who bewitches and mesmerizes the one she feels fated to enjoin until this one is enraptured. She is a force of nature, a feminine divine, protector of her eclectic and often arcane beliefs; she is love and she is justice. She is the feminine unraveled, her energy pure and potent. Your wishes dissolve in her presence as trite and unnecessary. She grants all that is needed.
That one’s a total Jeannie; he’ll ask her what that witchy term means in mythology.

Guy stands no chance; that Jeannie wants him.
by Mr. Salad November 23, 2021
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chad and jeannie

The best couple anyone will ever see. Jeannie is always so loving and caring for everyone around her while chad is temperamental yet level headed and jeannie has the magic touch to clam him and his rage inturn chad teaches he new kinky things in bed and show her that she is worth everything this world has to give
I wish we could have a relationship as chad and jeannie does
by Thefactsrthere March 9, 2021
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Jeannie

Jeannie is quick to pop off on the hoes
by Fagardo bouviay November 23, 2021
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Jeanpier

Your so jeanpier
by Manny g.m March 21, 2019
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