jasper

biggest local druggo you'll come across. you'll most likely find him in his shed chill bangin with dad playing fortnite. he's also an alright sk8er boi. he's also funny and has a ballsack haircut

person 1 : whose that stoner ?
person 2 : oh that's just jasper

by wearsunscreenkids October 22, 2019

jasper

1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp

I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011

jasper

A nice, sweet, funny, girl who is trustworthy and always has a smile.

Hey look its Jasper, she always has a smile on her face.

by Smile More :) November 16, 2016

jasper

Jewish Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Used by some Jews in Northern California to describe people of Jewish heritage who have completely assimilated into white gentile culture to the point that they are indistinguishable from WASPs, or people who seem like WASPs but are Jewish or half-Jewish. The term probably had its roots in the early 20th century when Eastern European Jewish immigrants to the U.S. resented the more assimilated, wealthier, more established American Jews of German and Austrian origin, thus making it the opposite of kike. The term is rarely used outside of the Bay Area and its use seems to be dying out given the almost total assimilation of American Jewry, particularly in the West.

He seems so goyish, but he's really a jasper.

by Rattus cattus October 19, 2006

jasper

Guy who usually dates the wrong person. Usually a drama queen but totally cute and intoxicatingly charming. Suspected to be gay occasionally.

That guy is acting like such a "jasper."

He's falling for her like a "jasper".

by Michelle B April 5, 2008

jasper

1) A lesbian (of any race...) 2) A common name for pet pigs.

"Get over here, Jasper", said Farmer John.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 25, 2006

jasper

An all use term that means beverage.

Mate, pass the jasper, I'm gasping

by gargleflex October 26, 2010