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Jart

Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.
I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!
by XanderX May 8, 2010
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Jaretzie

Jaretzie is a very beautiful girl that every boy wants to be her girlfriend and any boy that has her should keep her I should know I had a jaretzie but I lost her so who ever has a jaretzie should keep her as long as u can
Omg jaretzie is coming Holly good
by Layva October 12, 2019
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jartz JART Jantzen Jatz jaatzy jarty jahtziry Jaritza Jartex jaitza

JartexNetwork

A Minecraft Cracked Network filled with pedophile staff, careless & bias manager.

If you see "JartexNetwork" anywhere, it might remind you of pedophilia, I do not recommend playing here.
by whydoyoucarefr September 25, 2021
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Jaretzy

Jaretzy is a very confusing girl. Her actions make you think that she is bad but when you get to know her she is actually a really nice person. Honesty it's all about how you get to know her. This girl catch your heart and if you don't get on your good side she can break your heart.
MRA Jaretzy is going to be...well I don't know what she'll be like
by MareoGames May 17, 2018
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jart

the act of farting in a mason jar and quickly tightening the lid so that no fumes escape. Storing the of fecal fumes for
later offering to unknowing subject telling them you had some killler green bud in+the jar {give it a wiff all +your friends are doing it}
smell this JART Some KGB don't you think "wink wink"
by JART JARTING JARTERD February 8, 2014
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Jatz

Star Wars slang for ejaculate.

Origin: George Lucas unknowingly named the Star Wars equivalent of jazz music "jizz" in the early days of the Star Wars Universe. Recently, Lucas Film tried to shift the name over to Jatz to avoid the controversy. Fans--having none of it--rebelled against the evil Disney Empire by informally declaring that jatz would be in-universe equivalent of jizz.
Uncle Owen: Luke, what are you doing in there?
Luke: Nothing! Don't come in!
Uncle Owen: What is that noise?
Luke: It's really nothing, I'm just tuning up some power-converters.
Uncle Owen: I'm opening the door!
Luke: No don't!
*Uncle Owen comes in. The room is covered in jatz. Luke is petrified in the corner*
Uncle Owen: Luke! You disgusting bantha-pudu. It's everywhere! How did you get jatz on the ceiling!? Use a tissue for Force-sake!
by Chezle September 24, 2023
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Jantz in my pants

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.
Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!
by John232115 September 12, 2011
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