Jan is a name given to both genders (Leans more towards females than males), Jan is a wise and humble person, they'll always listen to what you have to say and will generally be there for you when you need them even if you don't do the same.
1. Person1: Hey, have you guys met Jan?
Person2: Yeah, she's cool.
2. Person1: I really wish Jan was my boyfriend.
Person2: Same, heard he's a great guy.
The best girlfriend you could ever possibly want to have, or ask for. Although she'll probably try to leave you, and you'll probably try to leave her, you realize that nothing could be better, and you'd be an idiot to let her go. Also can mean; sexy, smart, funny, kind, loving, creative, amazing.
Abbreviation for the JERK AND NAP, a classic case of male staining. All men are familiar with it (even if they lie about it).
The jerk and nap refers to the repeated cycle of masterbation and rest that men occasionally go through. It is the reason your man is late to dinner or your recital, hasn't done the dishes, and not in the mood for sex.
Daniel: yo, where's nick? He's gonna miss the wedding.