Jairo

Extreme. That feeling you get when you're playing chicken with a steam locomotive. You stare it down as your heart pumps liquid courage through your veins. You feel weightless yet the ground you stand on sinks beneath your feet from the weight of how awesome you are. The train, a few feet from crashing into you, derails itself like the pussy it is and crashes off the side of a cliff.
I gave it to her Jairo style. She needed a hip replacement.

When I'm about to bang the hell out of a girl Jairo style, I bring crutches, a wheelchair and I set up a health insurance plan in her name. Girls think my Jairo ways are romantic.
by God creator of all you see October 30, 2009
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uhm, me, obviously. Seeing how my name is Jairo?
by Jairo Rafael Lopez April 10, 2005
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theme song: so fresh and so clean
looks like a terrorist.
:)
(jairo walks into a silent airport)

Theme song plays

Guard 1: What should we do, he looks threatening...

Guard 2: He's almost to cool to arrest!
by Fear me, i am your Maker. September 25, 2010
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A.

very intoxicated, often while partying heavily and acting beligerantly.

"I got way too jairo last night, i blacked out and broke that girl's mom's expensive ivory samurai sword"
by orobus July 03, 2006
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Hydro said with a spanish accent.
Con un toque de la jairo, y un paseson de lavada
by Ver Gansito November 24, 2010
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by Bbeaner April 12, 2021
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A Pacifist Person
Against War or conflicts
Never gives it's opinion to others
by Martin February 07, 2005
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