Jaystation

An idiot who faked his girlfriends death

such a jaystation

by ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ October 12, 2020

Jacktion

A combination of the name Jack and the word Action; used mainly when describing the extremely violent, but also fucking awesome actions of Jack Bauer from the television program “24”. It is also acceptable for use when referencing Jack Shephard from ABC’S “Lost”, because he is also disgustingly bad ass.

Example 1

Ernie: Yo did you see 24 last night?

Frank: Yes in fact I did.

Ernie: How bout when Jack stabbed that guy's face until he died.

Frank: Yea that was some serious Jacktion.


Example 2

Phil: Please tell me you watched Lost last night.

Eli: No actually I missed it.

Phil: Oh man you should’ve seen Jack, first he screamed at Locke and threatened to beat the shit out of him, then he murdered three people and then he topped it off by banging Kate.

Eli: So you’re telling me there was Jacktion.

Phil: Precisely.

by blandick February 23, 2009

Jaystation

A very bad YouTuber who makes the worst clickbait videos

Friend: have you seen JayStation's new Video?
Me: no i dont want to watch that shit youtuber

by IvanPlayz February 19, 2020

Jaystation

Cringe, utter cringe

1: Hey ya know Jaystation?
2: Fuck you

by British four August 13, 2021

jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.

Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

jackcaton

i) (verb) to jackcaton or ii) (adjective) to be jackcaton

a word do describe a very annoying and nosey person who sits around on a playstation and lack a life

Person one: "come on cheer up, don't do a jackcaton on us!"
Person two: "sorry i'm trying, i'm just on facebook and the playstation. i like being miserable"

by mettyjj January 12, 2010

Jackathon

When you masturbate so much with a smart watch on and it says you ran a marathon.

“I jacked off so much during Dick destroying December my watch says I ran a marathon. A real jackathon was completed.”

by MaBrain September 14, 2018