Karl jackobs

A mother fucker who shoved a monster ultra can up his ass but I still love him <3

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by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

jackhole

1. A combination of the words "jackass" and "asshole". Often used on the radio, because the FCC lets it through. Assumed to have the same impact as "fucktard" or similar words.

2. Jackhole Industries -- the production company of Daniel Kellison, Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla. They produced shows such as "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers."

"That jackhole... nearly cut me right off the road."

by Jason L. July 29, 2005

jackhole

more than a jackass, more than an asshole--he's a jackhole.

That jackhole just stole my parking space!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

jackobite

a beast drink, a type of whisky which is goood. can buy at yellow parrot store in AY. bless up

me:"bless up nigwet, can u hack me a jackobeetay im thirsty?"
18 year old:"yeah bless the moneyz and you have it sonny boy"
me:"sound as a pea, JACKOBEETAYY!"
(you get the jackobite)
me:"mmm jackobiteyyyyy"

by Bless up January 16, 2008

jackhole

Portmanteau of "Jackass" and "Asshole".

Originated as a name by radio personalities Kevin and Bean (from KROQ-FM in Los Angeles) as a way of calling somebody a nasty name without actually breaking FCC edicts against foul language.

Darl McBride is a jackhole for trying to sue the Linux community for something he doesn't own.

by ke6isf November 26, 2003

JackHole

Someone who is conniving, manipulating, devious, vindictive, and spiteful. The epitomy of a Jackass and an Asshole combined.

ie: He drained my bank account. Stole my moms credit cards. Then had the guts to ask me why I left. He is such a Jackhole!

by PennyCash October 26, 2008

Jackjob

An act performed on a male when he is getting his dick jacked while simultaneously being sucked.

"She was blowin' me and threw in that handwork, bruh. She gave me a nice jackjob."
"Aw word? She was jacking you off while she was sucking your thang?"
"Helllllll yeah!"

by Wordsmif August 22, 2019