jabbergasted

To have been forced into a pained, bewildered state of catatonia because you could not escape a conversation where someone would just not shut up.

Josh is way too into Nickelback. He just broke down the philosophical points of all their hits for 3 hours, and left me jabbergasted.

by anglidediablo April 30, 2011

JabberJaw

someone who breaks their jaw on a penis during oral sex

Cindy got a jabberjaw after trying to take on a chode

by Vagina diver eric February 17, 2005

Jabber Jaws

Someone that sucks dick alot

That girl a jabber jaws.

by keisha January 19, 2004

Gabberjaws

A term used for a postwhore.

Hey now, dont pull a gabberjaws on us.

by Flame060 February 16, 2005

Jabberjaw

An individual at any social gathering who, typically due to being under the influence of a controlled stimulant (ie: cocaine, amphetamine, adderall, etc.), absolutely refuses to stop talking, interrupting others, or any other general form of jabbering.

"Oh no, everyone duck, I'm pretty sure that fucking Jabberjaw is zeroing in on us."

(Especially at the local bar.)

by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 3, 2017

jabberjaw

the act of smacking a person (male or female) in the face with your erect chode, shattering his or her jawbone.

i jabberjawed the shit out of justin after the game. he cried like a bitch.

by Keith Carpio November 9, 2008

jabberdashery

What comes out of Beans Johnson’s pie hole on a daily basis

Beans, quit using all that jabberdashery

by Beans & Me September 27, 2020