J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis

Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.

by tony February 10, 2003

J.O.

Jerk Off. Calling someone a hand job of sorts. Often yelled from a distance where the person can't have a clear vantage poit of the person yelling.

Yo J.O.!

Hey that guy is a typical J.O.

-Who was that?
-Idk, some J.O.

by Ian Duffy December 22, 2008

J.O.

J.O. is also a term used to describe one who was once Amish then "jerks over" to the ways of the "normal white man"
J.O.s typically drive old American muscle cars to compensate for their years of seperation from all things modern.

Yo, check out that J.O. in the Camaro.

by chadwick July 9, 2003

J.O.

JERK OFF...JACK OFF...fuck yourself...yano if your a guy...dude how could anyone not know this

basicly every guy in the world is so desperate that they have to j.o. whenever they can, otherwise they act all bitchy...stupid horny retahds

by yyoo mmaammaa January 20, 2004

j/o

Synonymous with "stupid".

monkeyboy: omg i liek teh j/o!

by Zorui June 11, 2006

J.O.

J.O., also known as "masturbating, wanking, tickle the pickle, etc." is a short abbreviation of the word "Jack(ing) Off". This short and simple way of communicating sexual pleasure mainly for men will save a lot of time with conversation. When in public, this term can even be subtle to others when in a conversation.

"It's Friday finally! What are you going to do this weekend?"

"I might just J.O., had a hard work week and I need a break from stress."

"Sounds good, might do the same. Have fun!"

by leeeeum August 27, 2020

J.o.

Job.

Literal substitution for the word ‘job’ in any context.

‘Time to start looking for that j.o.’
‘I’m just trying to stay on my j.o.’
‘I’m getting tired at this new j.o.’

by verley November 6, 2021