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Chaos Insurgency

The chaos insurgency is a splinter group from the SCP Foundation formed in 1924 that later becomes an enemy to the foundation. They are seen in SCP Containment Breach capturing the player at Gate A. Their goal: To capture some of the SCP in the facility from them for their own benefit.
by ajcanadian November 21, 2019
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insurance roll

that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out of the roll thats already on the side when you have to fire one out or take a massive shit. lincoln log on roid rage.
make sure you put an insurance roll in the bathroom if you think your gonna be in there for a while
by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
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Mexican insurance

That bitch who hit me had Mexican insurance, I'm fucked.
by Moctezuma's Revenge July 29, 2012
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White Man's Insurance Policy

White Man's Insurance Policy

The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.
by don_juan_7165 May 20, 2019
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Insured by Smith and Wesson

If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.
The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.
by Amzngguy June 27, 2009
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life insurance

reason why so many spouses are killing each other
because Kim husband died, she gets a total $100,000 of life insurance . While her husband is decomposing in the grown, she is spending the money and is geting plastic surgery.
by pockadotslotz February 22, 2010
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insurance

A business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never fulfilled.
Gomer paid flood insurance premium for years, but then the insurer decided to go out of business when the flood came because management had spent all the premium on hookers and private jets.
by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008
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