Sad App Inventor

In the MIT app inventor competition students used scratch coding with expensive code while loosing to a rando with

cheaper code. Causing these app inventors to be sad.

*Snapchat story* "Missing, drunk, awake at 4 A.M. (Sad App Inventor)."

by sadappinventor September 30, 2021

Integration Hell

When during integration that doesn't go smoothly (they rarely do) an engineer start questioning the life choices that got him into this mess.

co-worker: how is integration going?

engineer: I should have went to arts school. If only I wasn't so dependent on my fathers approval
co-worker: so... the usual integration hell?
engineer: I think the only way to fix this bug is to leave my wife, foreclose on the mortgage and move to maine to open a small bakery

by pizzamaster June 1, 2021

integrity

Doing the right thing even when nobody's looking.

Jimmy showed his integrity by not looking at the answers to the test when every other cheating bastard in his class was passing them out.

by FF April 20, 2005

integritist

A person with high integrity, or a belief in things related to integrity; A person who lives an honorable lifestyle.

Officer, I would never go over the speed limit, I'm an integritist!

by Master Master Kim January 13, 2010

Archie the inventor

Character from Balamory, a chum of PC Plum. Archie lives in a Pink Castle, is quite fat and wears a kilt.
He is always fiddling with some great new invention, which requires him to ask PC Plum for some assistance.
Certainly not intended for the CBBC audience

Hello PC Plum, would you mind holding this knob for me

by dpme December 24, 2004

integra

The former entry level vehicle for Honda Motor Co. luxury line Acura. Replaced by the RSX, the Acura Integra is a favorite pick among the import performance crowd. Statistically one of the most favorite cars among thieves.

by a citizen September 18, 2003

double integral

God's favorite form of torture for Calculus III college students. Typically, triple integrals are not even touched by most colleges as students would sooner pass out than shoulder the immense pain of evaluating such nonsense.

With double integrals, you do an integral twice but square the pain.

Before I entered pre-med, I thought I learned the true meaning of pain in my Calculus III class--double integrals.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021