Sleep Deprivation Intoxication

Also known as SDI.

This describes the feelings and actions of someone in the period of consciousness right before going to sleep. Frequently the result of fighting sleep. The actions often resemble those of someone under the influence of alcohol.

Oh. She wasn't drinking. She just hit sleep deprivation intoxication. It was way past her bedtime.

by bloomsummer10 July 9, 2011

bionic intoxication

The state of intoxication where normal, yet seemingly impossible tasks or activities become not only plausible but almost second nature or impossible to fuck up. and get easier the more intoxicated you become. Activities such as bowling, pool, beer pong and talking to members of the opposite sex.

I'd totally want to play pool with you, but I'm not nearly fucked up enough to play. Maybe if i had some bionic intoxication going on, l'd kick your ass.

I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.

Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up

by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

10 Degrees of Intoxication

An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.

|Sober|

1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone

"Jeez. Melissa is hammered!! I think you should make your move now. before its too late."
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."

-10 degrees of intoxication-

by HeroicFlow [benk514] February 18, 2009

Sleep Intoxication

The state of sleeplessness where it seems like that one is drunk. This usually comes with goofiness, stumbling around, and just plain acting crazy.

Person #1: *giggling crazily at the farting sounds of the ketchup bottle* That's nasty! *continues to gigglesnort*

Person #2: How much sleep did you get last night? It sounds like sleep intoxication.

by Rokara January 1, 2010

Anal Intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication today and got smashed" "Wow your one sick bitch"

by Screechingmu March 7, 2008

Intoxicaunt

A more severe form of the word inebriaunt, an intoxicaunt can be identified at family gatherings as any woman who has taken her inebriation to the point of intoxication, generally through years of practice.

This term is another feminine form of Druncle, however a more severe case.

For example, while a 35 year old niece who has downed a bottle of red wine may be dancing like crazy all by herself and be considered an inebriaunt, if she was 55, had drained two bottles of red wine and several martinis, and is standing outside smoking her 10th cigarette looking remarkably composed she may be considered an "intoxicaunt". Unlike an inebriaunt, an intoxicaunt generally has much more long term commitment to her roll at family gatherings.

by Crash II January 15, 2009

intoxication station

Point of no return while drinking. You could stop, but if you stay on the drinking train past intoxication station, you are getting extremely wasted for sure.

Wow, that dude hit intoxication station and kept right on going. I bet he pees the bed tonight.

by annieboo09 May 1, 2009