intoxicaron

To be the leader of all Boberts.

Emma think that the og Bobert is better but Isaac has all the intoxicaron so she is wrong.

by ssshshshshhshhshhwhwhshshdjhdh December 22, 2020

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

Intoxicating

Incredibly consuming (Good or Bad).
Beyond stable thought.

Good-

The New girl's smile is intoxicating.

Bad-

The New guy's gas is intoxicating.

by Shahan March 31, 2008

Intoxicationship

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.

She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

by Rowdy Ryan May 29, 2009

Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."

by Screechingmu March 6, 2008

premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.

by 2dguy December 9, 2008

Intoxication Scale

A means of indicating how intoxicated you are to others.

Scale definitions:
0% - Stone cold sober
30-80% - "Head clear" zone. The point where you have a buzz but are not fully intoxicated.
50% - You are too drunk to drive (legally)
100% - Fully (and comfortably) intoxicated
150% - "No longer fun" drunk (ie. slurring, stumbling and making an ass out of yourself)
200% - So drunk that you will puke at some point (could be the next day)
300% - So drunk you pass out
400% - Death is near

Person 1: "How drunk are you on the intoxication scale?"
Person 2: "I'm a solid 70%, you?"
Person 1: "I'm already at 100%"
Person 2: "Nice. I need to drink faster to catch up."

by Vic320 February 4, 2010